Try The Carlos Danger Name Generator

Use this widget to get a name like Anthony Weiner’s alleged sexting pseudonym.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2013/07/carlos_danger_name_generator_use_our_widget_to_get_a_name_like_anthony_weiner.html

Really?

His wife is an aide to Hillary Clinton, so she's been schooled in the "Stand By Your Man" philosophy; but the look on her face says, "I'm with stupid."

My "Oh Good Grief" Of The Day

Female Runner Caught on Camera Repeatedly Pooping in Man’s Yard

“This is malicious fecal distribution,” he told reporters.

http://topinfopost.com/2013/07/20/female-runner-caught-on-camera-repeatedly-pooping-in-mans-yard

My "Oh Good Grief" Of the Day

Falling TVs send a child to the ER every 30 minutes
http://www.today.com/health/falling-tvs-send-child-er-every-30-minutes-6C10679996

My "Oh Good Grief" of the Day

Woman Caught On Video Hiring Hitman To Kill Husband
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/09/19380393-woman-caught-on-video-hiring-hitman-to-kill-husband?lite

Well At Least It Doesn't Say "Some Assembly Required."

You Want The Truth? You Can't Handle The Truth.

Many customers say they would handle a delay better if the airline would just be up front with them as to the reason.

Boeing is now selling the 787 Dreamliner *batteries not included.

- Dale Clark

Yo Mama!

The Time Americans Spend Listening To Banjo Music Now Exerts A $13.7 Billion Drag On The Economy.

Per The Wall Street Journal.

 Some observers believe that excessive affection for banjo music and sleep deprivation and co-worker grumpiness may be connected. Especially if employees bring banjos to the office.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324039504578260150922545678.html