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God Busted For Selling Coke Near A Church

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

http://www.killertomato.com/

Just In Case Someone Asks You

"You Gotta Love THESE Guys?"

So, this guy comes up to me at work today and says, "Guess what the Mariner's just announced?" I said "What, that they're moving to Oklahoma City?" OK so they fired General Manager Bill Bavasi. That's a start, but he dosen't fill out the line up card, catch, hit or throw. There's enough blame to go around. For all of us who expected to see the M's and the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim battling down to the wire this year, but who now feel that we are too far in the hole to ever recover, let us pray. Remember those years when the A's would start out weak and then come on stronger than strong in the second half of the season almost every year? As of today, our elimination number is 76. However, I'm really still a fan.

"The Less You Weigh, The Less You Pay"

http://flyderrie-air.com/

"Smile, they're pulling your leg."

Who Knew There Was A National Doughnut Day?

Southwest Airlines to Celebrate National Donut Day

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ISS Toilet Fixed, Astronauts Relieved