Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Now We’re Getting Somewhere...

Osama's Driver Found Guilty


The Facts:
· He was doing 60 in a 55.
· Said he was just working for the limo service.
· Claims Osama tipped worse than Yasser Arafat.
· Thought he was picking up “Obama.”
· He must attend traffic school.
· His CDL license now in jeopardy.
· He asked for a jury of his peers.
· His request for the death penalty was denied.
· Said Castro’s driver worried he could be next.
· He refused to say where he dropped off Bin Laden.
· He likes Cuba; wants to settle there.

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