Well At Least It Doesn't Say "Some Assembly Required."

You Want The Truth? You Can't Handle The Truth.

Many customers say they would handle a delay better if the airline would just be up front with them as to the reason.

Boeing is now selling the 787 Dreamliner *batteries not included.

- Dale Clark

Yo Mama!

The Time Americans Spend Listening To Banjo Music Now Exerts A $13.7 Billion Drag On The Economy.

Per The Wall Street Journal.

 Some observers believe that excessive affection for banjo music and sleep deprivation and co-worker grumpiness may be connected. Especially if employees bring banjos to the office.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324039504578260150922545678.html

Love The Irish

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

The man said, 'I do, Father.'

The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'

Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.

'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'

The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'

"Your time on this earth is limited; don’t live someone else's life, live by your vision."

-- Steve Jobs, 1955 – 2011