Try The Carlos Danger Name Generator

Use this widget to get a name like Anthony Weiner’s alleged sexting pseudonym.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2013/07/carlos_danger_name_generator_use_our_widget_to_get_a_name_like_anthony_weiner.html

Really?

His wife is an aide to Hillary Clinton, so she's been schooled in the "Stand By Your Man" philosophy; but the look on her face says, "I'm with stupid."

My "Oh Good Grief" Of The Day

Female Runner Caught on Camera Repeatedly Pooping in Man’s Yard

“This is malicious fecal distribution,” he told reporters.

http://topinfopost.com/2013/07/20/female-runner-caught-on-camera-repeatedly-pooping-in-mans-yard

My "Oh Good Grief" Of the Day

Falling TVs send a child to the ER every 30 minutes
http://www.today.com/health/falling-tvs-send-child-er-every-30-minutes-6C10679996

My "Oh Good Grief" of the Day

Woman Caught On Video Hiring Hitman To Kill Husband
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/09/19380393-woman-caught-on-video-hiring-hitman-to-kill-husband?lite

Well At Least It Doesn't Say "Some Assembly Required."

You Want The Truth? You Can't Handle The Truth.

Many customers say they would handle a delay better if the airline would just be up front with them as to the reason.

Boeing is now selling the 787 Dreamliner *batteries not included.

- Dale Clark

Yo Mama!

The Time Americans Spend Listening To Banjo Music Now Exerts A $13.7 Billion Drag On The Economy.

Per The Wall Street Journal.

 Some observers believe that excessive affection for banjo music and sleep deprivation and co-worker grumpiness may be connected. Especially if employees bring banjos to the office.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324039504578260150922545678.html

Love The Irish

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

The man said, 'I do, Father.'

The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'

Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.

'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'

The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'

"Your time on this earth is limited; don’t live someone else's life, live by your vision."

-- Steve Jobs, 1955 – 2011

“Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.” --Captain Jack Sparrow

Barack Obama with his mother in Hawaii.                           

Friends and family of Stanley Ann Dunham via The NYT.

WestJet has done it again and introduced a state-of-the-art money-saving feature!

WestJet has done it again and introduced a state-of-the-art money-saving feature!

The One-Percenters - Roger Ebert's Journal

The One-Percenters - Roger Ebert's Journal

 

History Tidbit: Farmer says planes frighten mules

History Tidbit: Farmer says planes frighten mules

News From My Neck of the Woods...

Local News Woman stabs classmate in anger-management class at Bellevue College Seattle Times Newspaper

Men In Chaps...

Looking for something to do this weekend?

The rodeo has both traditional rodeo events like Bull Riding, Steer Riding, Barrel Racing, Roping Events as well as the popular camp events like Goat Dressing and Wild Drag. Getting those undies on a goat is not as easy as you’d think!

http://www.argra.org/index.php

Russian Spies...Are You Kidding Me?

Obama: “Excuse me, but haven’t we met in California last summer?”
Medvedev: “No, I think it was the Hamptons.”

President Obama and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev eat burgers during a lunch at Ray's Hell Burger June 24, 2010 in Arlington, Virginia. AFP PHOTO/Mandel NGAN (Photo credit should read MANDEL NGAN/AFP/Getty Images)