A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
Q: What does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?
A: They are both clubbed by Norwegians
Q: Did you know that Tiger Woods owns a lot of expensive cars...
A: It's true, and now he has a hole in one
Q: It is reported he crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree...
A: Because he couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.
Q: What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband?
A: A bitchin' wedge.